The Chaos Calculator™ – How Fucked Am I Today?
Emotional Radar • Chaos Meter • Bullshit-Friendly
The Chaos Calculator™
A funny little mood machine for days when you're not sure if you're mildly stressed or three seconds away from setting your life on fire.
How fucked am I today?
Tap the button. Breathe. Read your chaos level. No judgement, just data + a tiny prescription.
Live Scan
Your chaos level
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Tap to scan today's energy.
Awaiting scan…
This is not therapy. It’s a tiny honesty check + a micro kindness prompt.
Tiny prescription
Press scan to get today's tiny action.
Warning label
Self-bullying is banned. Mild chaos is normal.
Power line & lucky colour
Your power line + lucky colour will appear here.
Lucky colour: —
Tip: Scan as many times as you want. This is about kindness, not accuracy.
What is this actually for?
The Chaos Calculator™ is here to:
- give you emotional clarity fast
- make you laugh instead of spiral
- help you pick one tiny kindness for today
If your chaos feels dangerous
If your thoughts go anywhere near “What’s the point?” or “Maybe people would be better off without me”, please reach out for real support. GP, trusted person, or Samaritans at 116 123.
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