The Burnout Diet: Savage Edition (No Toxic People, No Drama, No Emotional Parasites)

The Burnout Diet: Savage Edition (No Toxic People, No Drama, No Emotional Parasites)

Cutting Out Crap is the New Self-Care

Forget keto, forget carbs, forget celery juice. We’re doing a whole new diet plan called: “Stop Letting People Drain the Life Out Of You.” Side effects include peace, energy, and accidentally enjoying your own company again.

Phase 1: Remove All Toxic Humans

If someone stresses you out, makes you feel guilty, or gives you that “why the hell am I dealing with this?” feeling—bin them. I don’t care if it’s family, the neighbour, or Karen from WhatsApp. Toxins belong in the bin, sweetheart.

Phase 2: No More Emotional Parasites

You know the ones—always taking, never giving, messaging you paragraphs, consuming your sanity like it’s a buffet. If they drain your energy more than your phone battery at 3%, congratulations, they’re officially off the menu.

Phase 3: Stop Consuming Negativity

News? Off. Drama? Off. Emotional trauma podcasts at 2am? Blocked. Your nervous system is not a sponge for everyone else’s bullshit. Protect your peace like it’s your wine stash.

Phase 4: No More Complaining (Even Your Own)

Complaining is like rewatching the same shitty episode again hoping the ending changes. Spoiler: it doesn’t. Change the script or change the channel. Preferably both.

Phase 5: Block, Delete, And Walk Away

If someone asks why you’re not responding, tell them your new diet doesn’t include emotional junk food. You only consume high-quality vibes from now on. Premium energy only, babes.

Phase 6: Add Good Energy Only

• quiet mornings
• people who don’t drain you
• laughing at stupid memes
• low-effort hobbies
• simple happiness
• peaceful humans
• doing nothing (chef’s kiss)

Life doesn’t need more hustle—it needs less bullshit. Consider this your official permission slip to yeet negativity out of your life like yesterday’s leftovers.

Save This For Yourself 💋

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