🧨 Friday Mood: I’m Not Available for Nonsense

It’s Friday. My brain is fried. My soul is buffering. And if one more person asks me to “quickly jump on a call,” I might jump out a window (metaphorically, of course).

This week has been a circus — and I wasn’t even the ringmaster. I was the clown. With no snacks.

😵‍💫 What I’ve Survived

• Three emotional spirals (two were stylish).
• One awkward Zoom call where I forgot my camera was on.
• Five “I’m fine” texts that were absolute lies.
• Zero naps. Unacceptable.

💥 My Friday Energy

To-do list: Cancel everything. Wear stretchy pants. Eat something that makes me feel alive (or mildly amused).

Vibe: Unbothered. Unavailable. Unapologetic.

Goal: Feel f*cking amazing — even if I’m horizontal on the sofa.

🧘‍♀️ Weekend Manifesto

I will not answer emails. I will not fix anyone’s drama. I will not pretend to be productive.

I will rest. I will laugh. I will eat something ridiculous. I will remember that I’m allowed to be a masterpiece and a mess at the same time.

So if you need me… don’t. It’s Friday. I’m tired. And I’m reclaiming my joy.