Too Lazy to Cook (So I Just Don’t)

I don’t give a shit what you think, but here it is…  I’m too lazy to cook. I know, I know — food is essential, nutrition is important, blah blah blah. But honestly? The thought of chopping, stirring, waiting, and then washing up like I’m in some unpaid dishwashing internship… nah.

So here’s my hack: I eat one meal a day. That’s it. Vegetables, legumes (yes, “legumes,” but I just call them beans because I’m not trying to sound like a posh salad bar), a bit of meat, and maybe a fruit snack if I’m feeling wild. Done. Easy. Minimum effort, maximum survival.

People say, “But don’t you get bored of eating the same thing every day?” And I say, “No, because I’m too lazy to care.” My taste buds can deal with it. They work for me, not the other way around.

Cooking three meals a day? Sounds like a full -time job. No thanks. One meal = less cooking, less cleaning, and more time for the truly important things in life — like sitting around wondering if technology has made me lazy, or if I was just born this way.

Moral of the story? If you can’t be bothered, streamline. Eat once, cook once, wash up once. The lazy chef’s guide to food