💥 1. “How to Stay Sane When the World’s Lost the Plot”

 A follow-up post with real tools for protecting your mental and emotional health in 2025.

Think:

• Boundaries with news/social media
• How to re-ground yourself when everything’s chaos
• Little rituals to feel human again
• Funny examples of what “sanity” really looks like these days (e.g. “ate a vegetable without spiralling—progress!”)

🎯 2. 

“Who’s Living Rent-Free in Your Head?”

Call out the mental squatters: toxic exes, old fears, shame from 2009.

This post could explore how people reclaim their mental space by:

• Naming what’s really taking up room
• Laughing at the drama
• Evicting it, gently or violently
• Replacing it with better tenants: hope, creativity, hot plans

🧠 3. 

“Professional Playfulness: The New Power Move”

Aim this at high-functioning people who are exhausted by fake professionalism.

Teach them how to mix competence with joy without losing credibility.

Bonus: make it sassy, insightful, and totally anti-burnout.

🛠 4. 

“Self-Repair: What to Do When You Feel Like a Broken iPhone”

A raw, funny, but useful guide to personal repair:

• When you don’t need a total reboot
• When you’re glitching emotionally
• When rest is revolutionary
  Perfect for readers who are burnt out, high-achieving, or healing from trauma.

🌈 5. 

“Permission to Feel Fucking Amazing (Even If the World’s Still on Fire)”

A powerful affirmation piece: it’s okay to feel good, thrive, laugh, or build a beautiful life even when others are suffering.

Helps fight guilt, shame, or paralysis—especially for empathetic readers.