💩 Have You Got Your Shit Sorted Yet?

Let’s be honest.

There’s two types of people in this world:

1. People who have their shit together.

2. People who are “waiting for the right time” while eating Doritos in their dressing gown at 2PM.

If you felt personally attacked just now — good. That means it’s working.

🧠 What Does “Having Your Shit Sorted” Even Mean?

It doesn’t mean you own a house in the Cotswolds, drink kale juice, and do yoga in Lululemon leggings.

No. Having your shit sorted means:

• You know where your money goes
• You aren’t panic-Googling “how to survive the end of the month”
• You don’t live on vibes and Klarna
• You can look your bank account in the eye and not cry
• You’re not stuck in a situationship with a man-child who plays FIFA all night

🤡 Signs You 

Don’t

 Have Your Shit Sorted:

• You’re buying candles but haven’t paid your council tax
• You “deserve a treat” 5 days a week
• You keep saying you’ll start saving next month (it’s been 14 months)
• Your fridge is full of sauces and sadness
• You’re trying to manifest money while ignoring your overdraft

Listen. You don’t need sage. You need a spreadsheet.

🚽 Get Your Financial Fibre In

Sort your money. Sort your mindset. Sort your f*cking wardrobe while you’re at it.

You don’t need to be rich — but you do need to stop living like the bailiffs are just a concept.

Getting your shit sorted isn’t about being perfect.

It’s about being deliberate.

It’s about taking back the wheel of the absolute clown car that is your life right now.

📖 Wanna Laugh While You Fix Your Life?

Read my book How to Build Wealth on a Low Income.

It’s £1.99.

Cheaper than your toxic boyfriend’s vape habit.

Funny, ruthless, honest — just like your best mate, if your best mate had a budget and a clue.

✨ Final Thought:

No one’s coming to rescue you.

But you can rescue yourself — with a little tough love, a lot of tea, and a refusal to die broke and confused.

Now go sort your shit out.

Or don’t.

But don’t come crying to me when you’re 80 and still can’t afford a bloody holiday.