Goes with: • Unreachable: Remember When Your Phone Didn't Give You Anxiety? • The Revenge Factor

Wallpapers for the Unreachable Woman

I made this for my own phone and it made me laugh so hard I had to share it. So here you go — a free pink wallpaper for the woman who's done being available to everyone, all the bloody time.

It's the lock screen that does your boundaries for you, right there, so you don't even have to open your mouth. Press, hold, save. You're welcome.

Here It Is

The wallpaper's right up at the top of this post — press, hold, save. It's the lock screen that does the talking for you: every "notification" a little boundary. "Go away, I'm busier than your drama." "My peace, not your problem." Honestly… need I say more.

How to Nab Them (Takes Ten Seconds)

1 Press and hold

Put your finger on the wallpaper and hold it down until the little menu pops up.

2 Save it to your photos

Tap "Save to Photos" (iPhone) or "Download image" (Android). It's now sitting in your camera roll.

3 Set it as your wallpaper

iPhone: Settings → Wallpaper → Add New Wallpaper → pick the image. Android: open it in Photos → menu → "Use as / Set as wallpaper." Lock screen, home screen, or both — your call.

4 Be unreachable

That's it. Now every time you pick up your phone, it reminds you whose peace this is. (Yours. It's yours.)

Want the Words Behind the Wallpaper?

If "my peace is not up for debate" landed a little too hard in the best way, the whole philosophy behind these is over in two of my posts. Unreachable is all about why being available 24/7 is quietly frying your nerves — and how to take the key back. And The Revenge Factor is the glorious art of block, smile, walk away.

Go on. Set the wallpaper, lock the phone, and leave it on the side for a bit. Let them wait. Your peace, not their problem.

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I save this phone wallpaper? +

On a phone, press and hold your finger on the image, then tap "Save to Photos" or "Download image." It'll drop straight into your camera roll, ready to set as your wallpaper. It's free — help yourself.

How do I set a photo as my wallpaper? +

On an iPhone: go to Settings, then Wallpaper, then "Add New Wallpaper," choose the saved image, and set it for your lock screen, home screen, or both. On Android: open the image in Photos, tap the menu, and choose "Use as" or "Set as wallpaper." Job done — officially unreachable.

Is this wallpaper free to use? +

Completely free for your own phone — that's the whole point. It's a little gift. Save it, use it, and if it makes you laugh, send a friend over to grab her own. Just please don't sell it or pass it off as your own.

More on the blog:
• Unreachable: Remember When Your Phone Didn't Give You Anxiety?
• The Revenge Factor: Block, Smile, Walk Away
• Wear the Dress
• Explore all posts

A little note: These are just a bit of fun, made with love for you to use on your own phone. Take them, enjoy them, share the post with a mate who needs the reminder — and then go and have a lovely, peaceful, gloriously unreachable day.