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How to Always Be Poor: A Step-by-Step Guide to Staying Broke Forever
Want to make sure you never, ever escape the paycheck-to-paycheck grind? Perfect. I’ve cracked the code. Just follow these foolproof steps and you’ll guarantee a lifetime of financial misery.
1. Surround Yourself with Negative People
Keep your calendar full of friends who:
- Complain about how unfair life is.
- Think anyone successful is “lucky” or “corrupt.”
- Mock you for trying anything new.
If someone’s always broke, bitter, and busy bringing others down — cling to them like they’re the last roll of toilet paper on earth.
2. Perfect the Art of Bad Habits
- Smoke like a chimney, drink like it’s happy hour 24/7, and call it “self-care.”
- Stay up all night scrolling TikTok, then wonder why you’re exhausted and unmotivated.
- Spend your mornings hitting snooze instead of building a life.
Boom. Success at staying broke.
3. Treat Your Money Like It’s Radioactive
Budgeting? Saving? Investing? Ew. Gross.
Instead:
- Spend it all the second you get paid.
- Buy cheap crap that breaks instead of saving for quality.
- Take financial advice from your cousin who’s perpetually dodging debt collectors.
4. Fear Change Like It’s a Plague
Whatever you do, don’t try anything new. Don’t learn skills. Don’t apply for better jobs. Don’t start a side hustle. Comfort zones are your best friends. Stay there. Forever.
5. Complain, But Never Act
Say things like:
- “The system is rigged.”
- “I can’t afford to save.”
- “It’s just who I am.”
Say it daily. Bonus points if you post it on Facebook for sympathy likes.
6. Collect Quirky Broke-Person Habits
- Keep ketchup packets in your glovebox as a “meal.”
- Microwave tea instead of boiling the kettle to “save time.”
- Buy £1 scratchcards every day because one day you’ll hit big.
7. Reject Anything That Smells Like Growth
Books? Nah. Courses? Waste of money. Networking? Too scary. Keep doing the same thing and expecting a different result. That’s the broke person’s way.
The Plot Twist
Of course, you could do the opposite. Ditch the negative people. Kill off the bad habits. Stop hoarding ketchup packets and start building actual wealth.
But hey, if your goal is to always be poor, now you’ve got the perfect playbook.
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