I Don’t Date People Who Don’t Write the Shopping List in Aisle Order

Let’s get one thing straight: if you can’t write the shopping list in aisle order, you’re probably not organized enough to handle my life. I’m not joking. I’ve survived long-term abuse, chaotic relationships, and enough laziness to fill a warehouse — I will not tolerate inefficiency in adulthood.

Why aisle order matters:

• It’s about attention to detail — small effort = big respect.
• It shows consideration — you’re saving time, energy, and sanity.
• It’s a peek into real-life skills — if you can’t organize groceries, what else is chaotic?
• It’s a litmus test for partnership — life isn’t pretty; efficiency matters.

The brutal truth:

Most people don’t care enough to do this. And that’s okay — just don’t expect me to tolerate it. Boundaries are sexy. Standards are sanity. And yes, aisle order tells me everything I need to know.

Action Steps:

1. Set your non-negotiables — yes, even small things like grocery organization.
2. Notice who respects your time and energy — that’s the real compatibility test.
3. Laugh at the ones who fail — if they can’t do aisle order, imagine what else is a disaster.
4. Celebrate the rare unicorns — those who do it right, every time.
5. Keep your standards unapologetic — your life, your rules, your energy.

So yes, I will judge your shopping list. And yes, I will value the person who respects the order. Life is messy — but some chaos is optional. Choose wisely. Laugh often. Protect your energy. Stay unshakable.

Labels: confidence, self empowerment, personal growth, mindset, humor, boundaries, standards