👑 Squat Like a Queen (Even If Your Thong’s Negotiating a Trade Deal)

 

Welcome to the aisle of emotional clarity.
Where pasta is overpriced, dignity is optional, and squatting is a sovereign act of financial rebellion.

If you’ve ever paid £2.50 for spaghetti just because it was at eye level, this post is your intervention.
Because the real deals? They’re down low.
And yes—sometimes your thong might make an unscheduled appearance.
But so what? You’re building wealth.

🧘‍♀️ 1. Squatting Is Strategic Shopping

Supermarkets aren’t neutral.
They’re designed to seduce you with shelf psychology.
Eye-level = premium pricing.
Bottom shelf = budget brilliance.

Squatting isn’t just physical—it’s financial strategy.
It says:

• “I see through your marketing.”
• “I choose value over vanity.”
• “I’m not paying extra for shelf height.”

💸 2. Squatting Is Emotional ROI

Every squat is a boundary.
It’s you saying:

• “I won’t be manipulated.”
• “I’m willing to look ridiculous to protect my budget.”
• “I’d rather flash a stranger than overspend on fusilli.”

This is emotional sovereignty in action.
And emotional ROI is the first step to wealth.

🧠 3. Squatting Is a Ledger Ritual

Before squatting:

• You impulse-buy overpriced pesto.
• You spiral about your grocery bill.
• You question your life choices in aisle 3.

After squatting:

• You save £1.40 on pasta.
• You feel powerful.
• You start tracking your Squat Savings™ in your Emotional Ledger.

It’s not just budgeting—it’s ritualized clarity.

😂 4. Squatting Is a Power Move

Forget stilettos and spreadsheets.
The real power move is a deep squat next to the tinned tomatoes.
It says:
“I know my worth. I know my budget. And I’m not afraid to look unhinged to protect both.”

📍 Local Empowerment

In England—and across the UK—strategic squatting is the new budgeting.
We don’t just shop.
We audit.
We squat.
We build wealth from the bottom shelf up.